The Mayans belived that the world was going to end in 2012. Of course they were wrong. The world will obviously end in 2017. The hologram over satellite Mars will disappear and a laser will shoot the planet, incinerating it. The only part that won't be destroyed is the secret sub continent under China. The leaders and upper class of China, America, Russia, and the UK will go there to survive the coming apocalypse. Then, the Russians will murder everyone else, activate the secret super sonic jets, and find a new planet to restart society and worship Them as gods. The only way to stop this is to refrain from buying McDonalds products. Thank you.

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