You are on the Internet right now. You probably think that the Internet contains information; this is a lie. I will tell you The Truth about the Internet.

The Truth

The Internet is run by Canadians, and as we know, Canada is an imaginary country. The imaginary Canadians created the Internet in order to fool people into thinking that they had a place to get reliable information. Using the Internet, the Canadians posted fake news about Canada, thereby fooling people into believing in Canada's existence. The Internet is simply a tool that the Canadians used to fool everybody.

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