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| − | [[File:Katy_Perry.jpg|thumb|For...Some....strange.....reason(urg)...losing controooooool,NOOOOOOOOO]]'''Katy Perry''' is a so |
+ | [[File:Katy_Perry.jpg|thumb|For...Some....strange.....reason(urg)...losing controooooool, NOOOOOOOOO]]'''Katy Perry''' is a so-called "artist" and superstar known for such classics as "[[Homosexuals|I kissed a girl and liked it]]" and "[[Global Warming|Hot and cold]]". Perry has millions of "Fans" all across the world, and is thought of as one of the most successful female artists of our generation. |
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| ⚫ | Of course, we here at the [[Conspiracy Wiki]], as always, know the terrifying truth. Firstly, we're immune to the normal brainwashing techniques from the radio, (as if anyone listens to it) so we can listen to the real music, and it's '''really bad''' — honest, it's the worst thing since [[the Black Eyed Peas]]. We know that Katy Perry is actually working for the [[Communism|Communists]] and has been infiltrating one of the most vulnerable outlets of our society: [[The Music Industry]]. In-fact, if you listen closely to her "lyrics", you will find it saturated with [[Subliminal Messaging]] and [[Marxism|Marxist]] propaganda. |
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| ⚫ | Of course, we here at the [[Conspiracy Wiki]], as always, know the terrifying truth. Firstly, we're immune to the normal brainwashing techniques from the radio, so we can listen to the real music, and it's '''really bad''' |
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== She's a robot == |
== She's a robot == |
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| ⚫ | [[You]] see, back in the '60s, the [[Russia|Russians]] were trying to perfect a way to control the masses using a lovable, as well as easily believable female robot. After months of research, their first prototype, [[Marilyn Monroe]] was ready to be released into the world to complete her task of assassinate [[John F. Kennedy|the US president]]. The operation was a complete success, and Monroe was released from her duties as a secret agent. In 1991, after the end of the Cold War, The government cut funding to the secret laboratory, an it was ultimately shut down. |
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However, 10 years later in 2001, [[LOSDES]] found the old laboratory and adopted it as the new primary scientific research branch of their organization. they used the technology there to create a new weapon the likes of which the world had never seen before. They called it '''Katy Perry'''. |
However, 10 years later in 2001, [[LOSDES]] found the old laboratory and adopted it as the new primary scientific research branch of their organization. they used the technology there to create a new weapon the likes of which the world had never seen before. They called it '''Katy Perry'''. |
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== Objectives == |
== Objectives == |
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| − | Katy Perry is a startling example of how LOSDES is secretly brainwashing us without our even knowing it. |
+ | Katy Perry is a startling example of how LOSDES is secretly brainwashing us without our even knowing it. Maybe she's part human. telepathic robot from the future. We are 90% sure that it's not possible. But imagine if it '''was true'''. |
| + | There is reason to believe that Perry is only the beginning. We can only begin to imagine what horrors are yet to come. Of course, now that you know the truth you may be able to avoid indoctrination into this evil terrorist organization. |
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Latest revision as of 20:18, 9 January 2020
For...Some....strange.....reason(urg)...losing controooooool, NOOOOOOOOO
Katy Perry is a so-called "artist" and superstar known for such classics as "I kissed a girl and liked it" and "Hot and cold". Perry has millions of "Fans" all across the world, and is thought of as one of the most successful female artists of our generation.
The Truth[]
Of course, we here at the Conspiracy Wiki, as always, know the terrifying truth. Firstly, we're immune to the normal brainwashing techniques from the radio, (as if anyone listens to it) so we can listen to the real music, and it's really bad — honest, it's the worst thing since the Black Eyed Peas. We know that Katy Perry is actually working for the Communists and has been infiltrating one of the most vulnerable outlets of our society: The Music Industry. In-fact, if you listen closely to her "lyrics", you will find it saturated with Subliminal Messaging and Marxist propaganda.
Of course, it would be bad enough that Katy Perry is a communist, but, disturbingly, The Truth is, she's also a robot!
She's a robot[]
You see, back in the '60s, the Russians were trying to perfect a way to control the masses using a lovable, as well as easily believable female robot. After months of research, their first prototype, Marilyn Monroe was ready to be released into the world to complete her task of assassinate the US president. The operation was a complete success, and Monroe was released from her duties as a secret agent. In 1991, after the end of the Cold War, The government cut funding to the secret laboratory, an it was ultimately shut down.
However, 10 years later in 2001, LOSDES found the old laboratory and adopted it as the new primary scientific research branch of their organization. they used the technology there to create a new weapon the likes of which the world had never seen before. They called it Katy Perry.
Objectives[]
Katy Perry is a startling example of how LOSDES is secretly brainwashing us without our even knowing it. Maybe she's part human. telepathic robot from the future. We are 90% sure that it's not possible. But imagine if it was true.
There is reason to believe that Perry is only the beginning. We can only begin to imagine what horrors are yet to come. Of course, now that you know the truth you may be able to avoid indoctrination into this evil terrorist organization.