Englandland is a place where things can or cannot happen. The public school system tells us that it is the place that created the colonies that eventually became the USA. Of course this is false, as no one has ever been outside of planet US. You would need to have a rocket to leave the atmosphere and the only one who has those are Elon Musk. NASA sold theirs to pay for the cameras they used to film the fake moon landing. Englandland is also said to be the birthplace of the the English language. But since everyone speaks American, this is likely a myth as well.

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