Gold

When the Government eventually collapses, and all money is worthless. Gold won't be worthless, because it's shiny.

Buy Gold
Gold is expensive because people like shiny things, not just because the government says it is. That is why you should buy Gold.

Deals on Gold
Don't buy gold from anyone, they might sell you fake gold, or actually be a government front for selling gold, putting you on a list of people who know the truth. Then, when you least expect it, they'll make a law requiring you to sell all your gold. It happened before in the past so you know it's true. Buy gold directly from our sponsors, the Anti-LOSDES-Alliance, not only will you get the best gold, we don't report your purchase to the government so they'll never know.