User:CANADA

Oh hi. I'm from over at the UnAnswers wiki,and decided to check out this website, which was revealed to me by aliens. As a bonus, I know a few of the editors here from UnAnswers and have some experience with basic wiki usage. Hopefully I can enlighten you by sharing some disturbing hidden secrets i have uncovered about the following topics:


 * Coca Cola


 * Soap


 * Ontario


 * Conan O'Brien

and many more (insert creepy music and eyebrow movement here)....

Also, I don't usually complete my articles in one computer sitting, so if you'd like to add on to an article that I started, feel free to do so. If I like it, I might even give you a congratulatory cupcake (mystery flavor of course, as this is the conspiracy wiki).